It is 9am, I have already been awake for 6 hours, I am damp and I smell of dog.

The Men's Team Gymnastics final was awesome, everyone fought hard for their place and I can't wait for tomorrow with the Women's. I don't care if those apostrophes are in the wrong place. Awake 6 hours. First cup of coffee now. Delicious.

I am worried about my stretchies. My left is going nice and slowly compared to my right which was stretched to 8mm (0 gauge) before, but it's still going a bit faster than it should be. My right is going super fast, and is stretching itself so much that the back of the hole is swallowing the back plate of the bullet septum keeper. That's gotta be at least 4mm (6 gauge), so that's promising that i'll be able to get my 4mm black acrylic spiral through the hole with no trouble, but it's a pain in the arse as I don't really want to wake up with it halfway through my ear, and i haven't got the 4mm jewellery with me.

Balls.